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After the bully mother and son took my seat, I taught them a lesson
After three years of not visiting my parents, I finally managed to snag a train ticket right before Christmas. Once I got on board, I found a kid jumping on my seat with his shoes on. I walked up to him and told him to move, but not a single parent nearby claimed him. Just as I was about to gently lift the kid off, a sharp voice cut through the air. “He’s younger than you, he’s just a child! Are you seriously going to argue with a kid? Have some shame!” I swallowed my anger, taking a deep breath. When the brat’s mom refused to budge, I finally spoke, slowly. “I’m younger than you too. I’m just a kid myself. Why don’t *you* just suck it up?” 1. “Excuse me, this is my seat. Could you please have your child move?” Looking at the kid bouncing on my seat, I triple-checked my ticket just to make sure I wasn’t on the wrong train or in the wrong place. Work had been insane, and I hadn’t been home for the holidays in three years. This year, I finally got a ticket, and I was all smiles, chatting with Mom and Dad on the phone before boarding. But that smile didn't last ten minutes before it was wiped clean off my face. I glanced around, but no one seemed to claim the kid. “Hey! Who are you? What do you think you’re doing touching my kid?!” I was just about to grab the kid’s arm, but my hand froze mid-air. I looked at the woman sitting right behind my seat. Just a moment ago, when I’d asked around, she’d been loudly munching on chips without a care in the world. Now, suddenly, she was a fiercely protective mama bear. The kid in the seat showed no sign of fear. Instead, his eyes darted around, fast and calculating. I’m not usually judgmental, but he didn’t look like an innocent child at all. His eyes screamed ‘trouble,’ like he was already plotting something evil. Being able to go home for Christmas had put me in a great mood. I just pointed at the kid’s mother, not wanting to argue any further. But she wasn't having it. “What kind of girl are you? You look so young, yet you’re trying to hit my son!” “He’s just a kid, he doesn’t know any better! Besides, it’s not *your* seat, is it? When you take public transport, you can’t be so picky!” Hearing that, I sized her up. “Oh, so your son gets to act like that because he’s young? Sounds like he’s pretty wild and untamed.” It took her a moment to catch my meaning. She started flailing her arms, ready to grab me, just as the conductor came by to check tickets. She huffed and grudgingly sat down, shooting me a dirty look. Someone glaring at me isn't going to make me lose a piece of myself. Years of corporate life had forged in me an incredible capacity for patience. My home is across the country from where I work. By plane, I could be home in two hours, but of course, I couldn't get a ticket. This train ride would take me an entire day to get home. I’d barely been seated for ten minutes when my seatback started vibrating like it had an angry massage chair built into it. Kick after kick, with an incredibly strong rhythm. I gritted my teeth, turned around, and tried to talk to the woman. “Can you please control your child? He’s constantly kicking my seatback, can’t you see that?” The woman looked up, gave me a quick glance, then went back to filming her kid on her phone. “Aww, Jaxie’s such a good boy! So full of energy!” “It’s all thanks to the energy boost supplements Jaxie’s been taking! Otherwise, where would he get all that strength?!” Cheered on by his mom’s praise, Jax kicked even harder, full of vigor. He was having a blast, but I was the one suffering. “Are you going to control him or not?! If you can’t, then don’t bring him out in public!” With that, I reached out and firmly grabbed the kid’s raised leg. That finally got his mom to stop pretending to be deaf. 2. “Honestly, I have to say, you young girls have zero tolerance these days, don’t you?” “Kids who move a lot are healthy. You just don’t understand a mother’s good intentions.” “And besides, he’s so small. What’s the big deal if he kicks a few times?” I looked at Jax, sitting on the seat, his neck stiff as he glared back at me. Calling him a little Michelin Man wouldn’t be an exaggeration. “You’re saying it’s no big deal if your little Michelin Man kicks a few times? Then why don’t you let him kick *you*?!” As soon as that came out, some people sitting nearby couldn’t hold back their laughter. Jax’s mom, hearing her pride and joy insulted, finally snapped. “You have such a vicious mouth for someone so young! This is called a robust build, don’t you know?!” Whether he had a ‘robust build’ or not, I didn’t care to explore. Right now, this whole family just seemed… off. Especially when I heard her next line: “He’s just a child, you’re an adult, don’t stoop to his level. It’s so undignified.” “If you can’t sit there, just move.” My fists clenched. I decided the most idiotic people in the world weren’t my bosses anymore; it was these two. With this mother-son duo behind me, no one wanted to switch to my seat. I pulled out $200 in cash. The person behind her went from unwilling to swiftly moving themselves and their luggage. Jax’s mom continued to record her precious Jax on her phone, the camera briefly sweeping past my face. This time, her words were clearly aimed at me. I adjusted my posture, then started kicking hard. Before I even got to the third kick, she couldn’t take it anymore. She put her hand on the seatback and stood up, looking at me. “Are you crazy?! Don’t you know there’s someone in front of you?! What are you kicking for?!” I looked up at her, but my leg didn’t stop. “Oh, Ma’am, you look older than me. Why are you being so mean to *me*?” “Compared to you, I’m just a kid. Don’t argue with me.” After saying that, I extended my leg to her son’s seat as well, kicking both seats rhythmically and forcefully. Soon, Jax’s cries filled the air. Brenda had no time to scold me; she turned to comfort her precious Jax. The conductor heard the noise and came over. Seeing it was us two again, he frowned. After learning what happened, the conductor warned Brenda, and that’s when I learned her name. With the warning, Brenda, however unwilling, quieted down with Jax in her arms. 3. Since the journey was long, I took out the instant noodles I’d prepared. When I came back after preparing my noodles, I found the contents of my backpack scattered everywhere. Suppressing my anger, I scanned the area. The guy next to me subtly gestured for me to look ahead. Jax was holding a snack and eating it, while Brenda was still on her crappy phone, documenting their wonderful life. My backpack was full of snacks, so I’d just placed it on the luggage rack. Who would have thought that while I was just making noodles, someone would go through my bag? “You two went through my bag, didn’t you?” Jax shoved the small, freshly opened bread in his hand into his mouth in two bites. I watched as he almost choked, his eyes rolling back. Brenda blew up first: “What are you talking about?! Who would bother going through your bag?! Don’t you dare falsely accuse good people!” As she spoke, she kicked some trash on the floor further forward. I suddenly laughed out loud and leaned closer to her little Michelin Man. “Let me tell you a story, little boy.” “Once upon a time, there was a kid who always stole other people’s food. And one day, guess what happened?” Jax looked at me curiously. “That kid died! He died a horrible, horrible death. His stomach burst open, and his intestines spilled out everywhere!” *WAAAH!* Jax started screaming again, crying and clinging to Brenda. He kept yelling that he was going to die, and no matter how Brenda tried to soothe him, he wouldn’t calm down. When the conductor came for the third time, he had no smile on his face. I quickly sat back down. “She scared my child!” Meeting the conductor’s gaze, I picked up my bag. “I haven’t even called the police yet. My bag was rummaged through, and all I did was tell her child a story.” Everyone around us was craning their necks to watch the drama. We were both escorted to the police compartment on the train. Brenda immediately started yelling, accusing me loudly and demanding justice from the transit police. “You’re just bullying a struggling single mom and her kid! She’s been targeting me since we got on the train! Now she’s slandering my child, saying he stole her things!” I raised an eyebrow. “When did I say your child took anything? Aren’t you confessing without being asked?” Jax still looked dazed, making me wonder if there was something actually wrong with the kid. Lost items on a train weren't just a simple disagreement, so the transit police took it more seriously. I rummaged through my backpack. “Some snacks are missing, and $500 cash is gone too.” “$500 is enough to press charges, isn’t it?” I looked at Brenda’s changing expression and gave a slight smile. “I’m not great with the law, so I’m not sure how long the sentence would be, but I guess you won’t be celebrating Christmas.” The officers conferred for a moment and asked if I wanted to file a report. I pretended to think, looking at Brenda. “Well, it’s not out of the question. No one touched my bag besides me. I think fingerprint analysis would easily catch the thief.” “Wait a minute!” All of us turned our attention to Brenda. “Jax went through your bag, but we didn’t see any money in there!” “My kid is just little, he saw you taking snacks out of your bag and wanted some! Who knew you’d be so stingy?!” “How much can one child even eat?” I looked at the officers. “Oh, I suddenly remembered, the cash was in my coat pocket. But I can still claim compensation for my snacks, right?” The officer nodded. Brenda, hearing it was just snack money, looked scornful. “It’s just a few snacks, why are you so picky? Give me your PayPal, I’ll transfer you $50, that should be more than enough!” “It’s $500 in total.” Brenda’s hand froze, then she roared, “Are you crazy?! He only took a few things! How is it $500?!” I pulled a receipt from my pocket. “They’re all imported snacks. Check for yourself. It’s $500, if not more. Otherwise, I’ll call the police.” When I returned to my seat, Brenda looked like a deflated balloon. I looked at the fresh $500 on my phone, secretly pleased. Although dealing with that mother and son was torturous, I considered it a profit. Those snacks were manufactured by my company for overseas markets. As an employee, I got them for free. The receipt, however, reflected the normal market price. The rest of the journey was smooth. Jax, perhaps tired from playing, quieted down and didn’t cause any more trouble. It was still eight hours until I got home, and my back and legs ached from sitting in the hard seat. Hearing that two sleeper berths had opened up, I quickly grabbed my luggage and went to find the conductor. It wasn't until I lay down on the bed that I felt my back and legs come alive again. Even better, I was far away from those two. 4. The further north the train went, the more people got off. Eventually, I was the only one left in my compartment. I had been working overtime until late last night to get home, and my eyelids were already heavy. Just as I was drifting off to sleep, I vaguely heard a commotion outside. I rolled over, not thinking much of it. With so many people on the train, arguments were bound to happen. After all, I had just argued with a mother and son myself. The commotion grew closer, and the voices became increasingly familiar. “Come on, Jaxie, stick with Mommy. Don’t mind them. She just got her skirt accidentally lifted, what a sensitive little thing.” The voices conveniently stopped right outside my compartment door. I opened the door, and Brenda and I stared each other down. Seriously, why did this woman feel like a bad penny that just wouldn’t go away?