Ivo, a broke office worker, mocks a beastman ABO novel—then wakes inside it as the Omega its four Alphas loved to death. To survive, he must heal them: a sleepless bat tycoon, a touch-phobic cheetah heir, a face-blind fox star, a yandere painter. Snarky but "totally straight," he runs all four routes to 100%—then wakes rich, amnesiac, found by all.